*shoots self in face*

*still fails finals because dead*

*nothing gets accomplished*

*still stressed out about college after death*

tired 

I’m not allowed to go to bed until this paper is at least 6 pages long fuck me I don’t know hot to stop interneting

if y’all don’t think i’m gonna sob when I finally see brighten live you’rE WRONG

this is like 7 years in the making oh my god?????

2 weeks

so yeah i have this term paper about fucking 2,000 years of philosophy to do before noon tomorrow HHAHAHAH

so all semester we’ve been asking my philosophy professor what the final was going to be and he would always say “just know that you need to know everything” all semester so we were like psh ok this is gonna be so easy he’s bullshitting us

so he gave us the instructions for the final on monday

“you need to do approximately 10 hours of intense writing about literally everything you’ve learned in this class in great detail”

fuck you don’t you know it’s finals week fuck

i have to leave in 10 minutes but i cant

get
out

of bed

I just fit an entire semester’s worth of notes onto a 3x5 note card that’s what’s up \m/

hey gUYS guess what I just washed my car myself without paying wow I was starting to get used to going every few weeks and paying to get it washed but I’m poor again so here we are

I miss the inside getting detailed though :(((((

chickensandwich:

when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food

(via shalomharry)